Onion Headlines
This is a very funny site which has news items which are based on tabloid newspapers rather dubious stories
Here is the script
<?php
$url = "http://mobile.theonion.com/index.html";
$fp = fopen($url , "r");
$headlines = fread($fp, 32000);
fclose($fp);
$headlines = ereg(" * This Week's Top Stories *(.*)",$headlines , $content);
echo ("<pre>$content[1]</pre>");
?>
</p>
and here is the output
Warning: fopen() [function.fopen]: URL file-access is disabled in the server configuration in /home/beginne/public_html/onion.php on line 189
Warning: fopen(http://mobile.theonion.com/index.html) [function.fopen]: failed to open stream: no suitable wrapper could be found in /home/beginne/public_html/onion.php on line 189
Warning: fread(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in /home/beginne/public_html/onion.php on line 190
Warning: fclose(): supplied argument is not a valid stream resource in /home/beginne/public_html/onion.php on line 191
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